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L.A.M.E. status update

stands for Look At Me, Everyone. A status update that is so miserable or sad that it's basically just begging for attention.
Does that girl not get enough attention in real life? She has the most L.A.M.E. status updates I have ever seen.
by JohnnyRoxville September 11, 2011
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windows update

a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work
Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update
by mister November 12, 2003
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Prick Update

when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.
Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.
by E-bag November 9, 2009
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windows update

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?
by The man October 18, 2001
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Status Update Syndrome

People who update their status too much on Facebook, Hogging up the news feed and talking insignificant rubbish, or pretty much revealing their personal lives bit by bit just to get attention.
" I woke up" 7.00am

"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am

"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am

"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am

"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am

"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010
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windows update

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.
i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.
by Agent Spork November 13, 2003
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Cave Update

An update that somehow makes Minecraft caves more interesting or gives people a reason to go underground more often since recent updates have lead to people not needing to go mining. For example, they updated how the villager economy works and made it so enchanted diamond tools are much more accessible via weaponsmithing villagers.

This is the most voted for idea on the Minecraft Feedback website and was created in 2018. Despite this, Mojang still hasn't implemented it into Minecraft or officially announced its soon arrival.

Most people don't know that the idea of a cave update was mainly from ibxtoycat and became much bigger than him. Some may say that they are not implementing a cave update partially because ibxtoycat started the idea. Some people at Mojang don't like ibxtoycat because when the Minecraft Marketplace came out, he was heavily against it because of them pushing people to use microtransactions.

Even though this idea has been around since 2018, it is still a very popular idea today and would be very appreciated by Minecraft Players if it was implemented in the future.
Ibxtoycat early/mid 2019: WE NEED A CAVE UPDATE!!!!
by EnderStarr22 June 1, 2020
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