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Balling up rule 1.

Rule #1: if the spliff is itta...

don't even pass that shit to me.
guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
by srak.ec. June 8, 2022
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Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up

Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
We made a five star fur lined ocean going balls up of that, didn't we!
by The Scottish Contingent October 3, 2007
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Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.
by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009
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Up-ball

An "up-ball" occurs when the foam ball used in the game commonly known as Goala is hit above the cones located at the four corners of the connected mats.
*Person just hit the ball and it went higher than the cones*
"Up-ball!!!"
"You're out! Up-ball!"
by Goalaplaya May 10, 2010
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Up Balls

Balls that are attached to the shaft of the penis. They do not sag or hang low. Not just in the cold weather but 24/7.
Yo dude did you see jimmys balls he has total up balls!
by Jimmyupballs October 13, 2021
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ball-upping

For a female to one up a man for telling her to "grow a pair", by grabbing her tits and saying "i've got a pair, and they're bigger than yours bitch "
Meghan got mad street cred for ball-upping her two male coworkers
by meggymc August 8, 2015
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Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
by maximi September 14, 2024
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