unfuckable

adj; something that is incapable of being fucked, due to repulsive appearance, physical infeasability or some social or behavioral inhibition.

The dead body decomposed to the point where it was unfuckable.

Even if he did not have an inverted penis, Joey's personality still makes him unfuckable.

Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi referred to the German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-arse"

by iamgoingtohell October 15, 2011

unfuckables

Group of under age boys or girls ( less than 18 y.o. in most countries and states of USA ) forbidden to fuck by law.

"These gorgeous girls are already woomen but are unfuckables by law, because they don't have yet 18 years old."

by Willhelmina Plowes January 2, 2010

Unbuckling

When one's boner is soo erect that its causing one's belt buckle to come undone

"Woah! Dude, you're unbuckling!"

by SexySandy December 7, 2012

Unfuckablewithness

I cannot be fucked with.

Don't ever in your life question my unfuckablewithness.

by @nonymous1 December 30, 2009

Unfuckablewith

When one is unable to be fucked with.

My attorney is unfuckablewith in court.

by DaBitch Ya Don't Fuck wit September 7, 2016

Be An Unfucker

Someone who unfucks the planet by changing their douchy un-eco friendly habits.

Hey dickhead, Be An Unfucker and pick up your rubbish.

by The Unfuckers February 26, 2015

unfuck yourself

Exorting someone to 1)resolve a weird/bad situation he put himself into 2)take care of his own problems in a timely manner. (source: Francesca)

C'mon Joe, I can't wait the whole day: unfuck yourself and come over here with us.

by Gus Bettella January 25, 2006