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Ukrained

When the world's 2nd largest kleptocracy, led by mentally challenged and incompetent apparatus, decides to invade its peaceful neighbor and ends up getting slapped so hard their economy travels back in time to the stone age.

Basically, some awful stinky guy is trying to bully you and ends up getting owned so hard his grandchildren will pass on the shame to their grandchildren.
NATO: Dud, remember when you Ukrained Russia in 2022?
Ukraine: I had a lot of help, my man.
NATO: Nah, dud, that was all you.

Putin: Hehe, see, Lavrov, what did I tell you about those Western Imperialists?
*Lavrov continuously bangs two stones over a bunch of sticks, hunched in a dark cave*
Lavror: That we don't need them, boss!
Putin: Damn, right! Getting Ukrained is no big deal, it's only a minor century-long setback to our economy!
by jirina March 28, 2022
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Ukrained

To be defeated because of the underestimation of a foe.
He was utterly ukrained in that chess match. Russia had been ukrained in 2022.
by srgbnd April 13, 2022
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The Ukraine

The incorrect and offensive way of referring to Ukraine
Tom: "Man, you're lucky to have lived in The Ukraine. I heard the chicks there are real hot."
Yuri: "It's not The Ukraine, dumbass, just Ukraine"
by SweetLife December 3, 2007
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to Ukraine

verb "to ukraine <something>" means to capture the weapon or a tool that was used against you.
A tractor driver is going to ukraine Russian tank from the battlefield.
by cz13 April 12, 2022
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ukraine

Best place to be ever! It's where I come from, it's where I wanna come back and it's where I've had the best times of my life. There are beautiful mountains (Colorado sucks pretty bad in somparison), cool people (me n my buddies - just kidding), yummy ice-cream and the best local music scene ever (Lviv rocks like anything else!). Come to Ukraine and you'll love it there n plz don't confuse Ukraine with Russia, we're totally different
Ukraine - ja tebe liubliu!
by Nue she May 23, 2006
mugGet the ukrainemug.

The Ukraine

The proper way to refer to Ukraine to a Ukrainian if you wanna get your ass beat.
guy 1: aren't you from the ukraine?
"guy 2 beats the shit out of guy 1*
by Dat Cat June 17, 2020
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The Ukraine

It’s called Ukraine, NOT The Ukraine, you dumb fuck
Gary: Hey Vlad, r u from The Ukraine?
Vlad: Bro it’s just Ukraine.
by hamburger2020 August 14, 2022
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