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Porch Udder

When you stick your hard dick through a woven lawn chair and someone reaches under there and gives you a serious handjob.
Last night I was naked on the porch with my hard dick through the bottom of the lawn chair when Tina came out and gave me a serious fuckin porch udder.
by Yoz D September 7, 2010
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Suck my udder

Kind of like the female equivalent of "suck my balls",
However when someone says this it can be an insult to themselves.
Boy: Suck my balls, you whore
Girl: Suck my udder, you cow
by LandLawad June 14, 2009
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goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
by Socks22 July 16, 2017
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Bonnerfied Udder

a ancient term used to describe a man attaching false breasts on his chest and mating a fertile cat while holding a spear in one hand and catnip smeared across the winkie
Look, its a 'Bonnerfied Udder' situation with Phil again
by Brendas gotababy April 20, 2007
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love udder

I saw that Pepper on neighbours then started milking my love udder.
by gormo May 3, 2007
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Man-udder

A penis. Man-udder is usually referred to masturbation or handjobs since it resembles milking a cow.
My girl kept yanking my man-udder 'til my milk went on her face.
by elmacko December 20, 2012
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Golden Udder

The Golden Udder
Full name Golden Udders of lucidity
the golden udder is somthing earthworm jim must collect to help save him self from going in a coma forever

so heres the story

Earthworm Jim is hit by a flying cow that sends him into a coma. Jim awakens within his own mind and discovers he has gone insane. His past villains have entered his mind and if something doesn't happen soon, Jim will be in the coma forever. His super ego has been unleashed within his mind to stop the madness. To restore his sanity he must find the Golden Udders of lucidity.When Jim enters his mind, he finds out that his four mind chambers have been taken over by his worst fears. He must collect Golden Udders to unlock the other three chambers and Green Marbles to unlock the levels within the chamber. Jim defeats four villains who took over his mind chambers, and finally faces the personification of his trauma: Earthworm Kim.

GOLDEN UDDERS SAVE YOU
Guy 1 : dude i am 3 golden udders away from getting them all
guy 2 : sweet dude!
by TheToxicBox October 14, 2011
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