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When you stick your hard dick through a woven lawn chair and someone reaches under there and gives you a serious handjob.
Last night I was naked on the porch with my hard dick through the bottom of the lawn chair when Tina came out and gave me a serious fuckin porch udder.
by Yoz D September 06, 2010
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