Definitions by Socks22
Breakfast for Dinner
Breakfast for Dinner by Socks22 August 2, 2017
scumbag sunday
A Sunday where you are hungover, eat lots of junk food and have lots of sex. Can involve watching wholesome religious TV whilst making judgy comments about the priest's sexual orientation or how the parishioners like it rough.Basically you cannot behave like a functional member of society or a good Christian girl.
scumbag sunday by Socks22 July 16, 2017
goon udder
You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.
After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.
goon udder by Socks22 July 16, 2017