scumbag sunday

A Sunday where you are hungover, eat lots of junk food and have lots of sex. Can involve watching wholesome religious TV whilst making judgy comments about the priest's sexual orientation or how the parishioners like it rough.Basically you cannot behave like a functional member of society or a good Christian girl.

I really need a scumbag sunday.

by Socks22 July 15, 2017

Breakfast for Dinner

A sexual inneuendo for oral sex.

I'm really excited to have breakfast for dinner with Chloe.

by Socks22 August 02, 2017

feel bag

A person that is so full of feelings that they literally are just a bag of feelings hence feel bag.

Jesse can't stop crying. He is such a feel bag

by Socks22 July 14, 2017

goon udder

You strap a series of goon sacks together (the silver bag that holds the wine in boxed wine) so that it looks like an udder. It provides you with ease of consumption. Warning it will likely involve you lying in a gutter, covered in your own vomit and crying about your ex.

After my break up with Cori I really need to just make a goon udder and slowly give myself liver cancer, because a nice life is no longer an option for me.

by Socks22 July 15, 2017