Usually implies oral sex, also can imply bringing up a girl/guy from a party for the post party bang I.E "fuck"
by anonymous May 31, 2015
Get the take you upstairsmug. 
by BrotherEd July 23, 2016
Get the big man upstairsmug. The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
by Goof Knuckle February 21, 2017
Get the upstairs breakfast in bedmug. Ed. aka the man sleeping on your mom's couch who will rape and/or kill you if you go to get some milk. His skin flakes are ingrained in the leather.
by Plushplush February 12, 2010
Get the creepy man upstairsmug. by sincerly yours, Da Boi July 30, 2017
Get the Chur to the man upstairsmug. Un undeserved "promotion" given to a mediocre manager for the sole purpose of removing them from an important position. Often involves getting moved to a new or largely inconsequential role with little responsibility. Commonly given to well-connected white men who cannot be fired without some sort of consequence.
Boss: We want you to take over for Chad as regional sales director. We are moving him up to serve as Senior Director of Product Awareness.
Employee: Great! But what is that position. Will I still report to Chad?
Boss: Hell no. He's getting kicked upstairs so we can give you the role. I'm not even sure what he will be doing. We kind of made it up so he would stop fucking up important things. But we can't just fire the senator's nephew.
Employee: Great! But what is that position. Will I still report to Chad?
Boss: Hell no. He's getting kicked upstairs so we can give you the role. I'm not even sure what he will be doing. We kind of made it up so he would stop fucking up important things. But we can't just fire the senator's nephew.
by Senior Ed. F'ed Up Dictionary December 17, 2022
Get the Getting Kicked Upstairsmug.