Unexpected item in bagging area

Anal sex; taking the difficult brown; bum love.

The act of inserting the penis into an anus.

"I had an unexpected item in my bagging area last night"
"I wouldn't mind giving her/him an unexpected item in her/his bagging area"
"Stop! Unexpected item in bagging area!"

by cayman August 27, 2013

you don't won. expect the unexpected

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

sorry! an unexpected error has occurred!

what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."

damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!

by little ray ray December 29, 2008

Sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome

Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS

by Nerak yarrum January 17, 2016

Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest

You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.

Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest

by Giggidy1973 August 23, 2011

the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 28, 2017

Unexpected Niggary

When you are in a foreign country and you are of different race or color, and an African-American proceeds to call you a Nigga
unexpectedly. That is Unexpected Niggary

Foreigner: Excuse me sir, I am new in this country and i need help with directions would you like to point me to the direction of the movie theater?

African American: Yeah sure my nigga just take a left turn ahead.
You have been called a nigga unexpectedly. Unexpected Niggary

by Unexpected Quotes October 8, 2018