Uncut Uppercut
noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
“I went under the blanket to surprise him and BAM—uncut uppercut to the chin. KO’d by massive love and an even more massive cock.”
by Firefly Valley Goddess July 4, 2025

Referring to a Kim Jong Un haircut. Being tablelike in quality and resting atop the head in a ridiculous fashion.
by goferofdestruction February 24, 2021

by GilbertHub June 11, 2024

by anonymous September 16, 2023

by Birdie7 December 8, 2021

We had went to the club last night and my home girl was UNCUTELY FUCKED UP in the worst way...she was messy for sure.
by I'mThatB September 16, 2012

there's only one uncut in the world.
by lol1.0 July 23, 2021
