Uncut Uppercut

Uncut Uppercut

noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025

1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.

2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.

Related Terms:

Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.

Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.

Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:

The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
“I went under the blanket to surprise him and BAM—uncut uppercut to the chin. KO’d by massive love and an even more massive cock.”
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Uncut

Referring to a Kim Jong Un haircut. Being tablelike in quality and resting atop the head in a ridiculous fashion.
What an uncut man, you look like you could tyrannically rule an asian country!
by goferofdestruction February 24, 2021
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Uncut Gem

Daniel: Damn, you still got an uncut gem?
Paul: Yeah, I never got circumcised as a kid
by GilbertHub June 11, 2024
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uncut hog

It is a males penis with the for-skin still attached.
My boyfriend has a huge uncut hog.
by anonymous September 16, 2023
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Uncut

A tool that refuses to cut the sleeves off his cut.
Uncut is out of the gang.
by Birdie7 December 8, 2021
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Uncutely Fucked Up

To be intoxicated to an extent that does not allow one to be cute.
We had went to the club last night and my home girl was UNCUTELY FUCKED UP in the worst way...she was messy for sure.
by I'mThatB September 16, 2012
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uncut

someone who is a complete shitter. Actual scum.
by lol1.0 July 23, 2021
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