unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

Unconsciouslessness

void of being unconscious

I took the dose and then I experienced , true unconsciouslessness !

by EllisD October 9, 2016

Unconsciously Knobbed

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

unconciousnessism

the act or feeling of unconciousness.

a) larry got knocked the fuck out, he was actively engaged in unconciousnessism.

b) i ran into a pole, whilst unconcious i felt feelings of unconciousnessim.

by the dolmio grinner June 11, 2009

unconspicious

a very sleek way of combining 'inconspicuous' and 'unsuspicious' at the same time.

very unconspicious car!

by jagomir bohn October 21, 2004

unconscionable

1. not guided by conscience; unscrupulous.
2. not in accordance with what is just or reasonable: unconscionable behavior.
3. excessive; extortionate: an unconscionable profit.

i.e. - Surprise buttsecks

The man made an unconscionable decision when he quickly broke the seal.

by T Diggity December 1, 2007

unconsciously incompetent

When you are dumb and don’t even know you are dumb.

That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.

by duckbutt23 September 5, 2021