Dr. Umar Johnson

DONATIONS DONATIONS. GIFTSSSSSS. GIFTSSSSSS

"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu

by DrUmarJohnsonLover911 January 23, 2023

Umar sacranie

skinny Kenyan who thinks he's mad at football, but doesn't even recieve his basic breakfast lunch and dinner, weighs only 10kg so please be careful whilst using.

Person 1: hi I'm Umar sacranie
Person 2: fuck off you Kenyan skeletal formula

by ReckyBusiness May 8, 2019

Umar

A fruity don who likes to shag fit birds

Hey babes I’m an umar u kno

by The unknown fruity don September 1, 2019

Umar Hussain

A mad fruity don who loves shagging mad peng tings

Ayo babes, I see you man walking around here like you got no mans and dat yea. U kno im an Umar Hussain and dat? you dun kno dun kno skrrrrap parrra bow bow bang rappow ba rappow ba bowwww

by The unknown fruity don September 1, 2019

Umar Bang

When you tried to downgrade your PS4, to instead end up on the highest version.

Dude, why don't you use hacks on PS4?
I can't, I Umar banged it on accident lately.

by kazookid0 April 7, 2017

Umar

Umar will suck ur girls Willy wonka and ching chong ur face better watch out for the biggest gangster in the world or he’ll get big men on u

Umar is so cool

by Wallahiwallahi October 3, 2020

Umar

A person who has the kindest soul. Chirpy little thing. Sun that shines your day up. He's the only thing you will need in your life, he will be your all. When you look at him all you see is innocence you can't help but fall for. He knows how to treat women, especially his love. Everyone loves him because he's just a blessing given. Only one umar there is, but to the person that got him, she's the luckiest one alive. She adores him and will love him until her last breath.

Umar is my soul.

by hissnowwhite May 11, 2023