U/ma/ru
(noun) a time when you're playing a game, and you should be dead, but you aren't dead.
(Adjective) A bullet from a sniper that shouldn't have hit an enemy, but did.

Got the covid-19 vaccine

An Umaru is a wonderful and amazing person in public with attributes such as intelligence, social skills, and beauty, but when alone, they are a piece of shit. When alone, they will transform into decrepit creatures standing at about 2"8. They are lazy AF and only consume cola and potato chips. Their hobbies include: playing video games, bugging their older sibling, and consuming shit.

U/ma/ru
(noun) a time when you're playing a game, and you should be dead, but you aren't dead.
(Adjective) A bullet from a sniper that shouldn't have hit an enemy, but did.

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