Twitterus

Pronounced as : Twitt-er-us

A person who uses Twitter to Twit useless shit that no one in the world cares about.

(T)houghts (W)hich (I) (T)ype (T)hat (E)xemplify (R)eally (U)seless (S)hit.

1) Baxter is such a twitterus.

2) Did you see Baxters twitterhea about his job, what a twitterus.

by OSH and HWL June 23, 2009

Twitterbate

(v) To tweet one's self. To send one's self tweets on Twitter.

(n) Twitterbation

@SoccerMom1979 Twitterbated by sending the following tweet to herself: "@SoccerMom1979 Don't forget to pick up the kids!"

by BethCagnol June 29, 2011

Twitterbate

To climax from masturbation in 140 strokes or less.

I knew my roommate was going to return in a few minutes so I only had time for a Twitterbate.

by bateworld December 5, 2011

Twitterbate

To repeatedly use Twitter with no friends or followers.

It's so sad, that Jimmy twitterbates every day.

by sneakergeek October 16, 2009

Twittering

"Twittering" is a word mistakenly used to describe the action of posting a comment on Twitter. It is primarily said by people who have never used Twitter before, and only heard about it from and friend or a T.V show.

The proper word would be "tweeting" (see tweeting)

Hey man, did twitter that message to your friends? - Guy 1

No, but I tweeted the post to my followers... - Guy 2

I think I'm going to be twittering this link to everyone I know! - Guy 1

It's called tweeting... - Guy 2

by The Mysterious Mister M April 27, 2010

Twitterbust

When someone @replies/mentions you and it feels so good you blow a load.

Omg if she mentions me on twitter one more time I'm going to twitterbust

by LOLocaust666 December 23, 2009

Twitterbrate

To use Twitter to celebrate or commemorate an event.

"Let's Twitterbrate Bastille Day in a way that'll drive @GlennBeck and his followers insane".

by Daniel E V July 13, 2009