One Tweet Stand

When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.

Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.

by TheDictionaryQueen August 29, 2009

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Twerk-slap

Verb. To slap ass while already in twerking motion, used to prolong or encourage movement.

Noun: a backhand across the ass as a punitive measure for lackluster twerking performance. Can also be used as a greeting similar to a jimmy-tap.

Constant song changes forced me to twerk-slap the girls to stay on cue.

I had to twerk-slap that ho when she only came back with 50 dollas last night!

by leahandchris June 29, 2013

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twerk sauce

The sauce that comes from the anus of any human that twerks.

Miley Cyrus makes twerk sauce any time she's on stage.

by The twerk man February 1, 2014

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Tweet Spree

When someone tweets every 5 seconds for any given amount of time.

Mark:God did you see twitter today?
Greg: yah bro, molly was on a total tweet spree

by ian1234 June 9, 2014

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tweet smart

A person who has a lot of common sense and knows what's going on on Twitter. This person knows what every type of person has to deal with on Twitter, understands all groups of people and how to act around them. This person knows all the current shit going on in #SoMe and knows how to make his own right decisions, knows how to deal with different situations and has his/her own independant state of mind. A tweet smart person isn't stubborn and actually listens to shit and understands shit.

That dude actually understands alot of shit thats going on, he is tweet smart.

by Tweet Smart August 6, 2014

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