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Turding means getting flustered, why this definition is changed is because it is awkward to ask people if they are flustered, so here is a new code word for people in need!
Are you turding?
by barack0bama May 26, 2022
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Turding

Moving the buttocks constantly, like a twerking dance, while defecating to make a massive turd come out from between the glutes easily.
Sally has such a fat ass that I saw her performing turding at the summer camp evening.
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Turding

To poop
I got this friend at school. He’s a boy. He goes into the bathroom and sees a turd in the urinal and then he sees the guy that turded. And then the guy goes into a stall and keeps turding…
by Fr@nkTheT@nk February 17, 2026
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Turfing

turf·ing | “to turf”

A lowkey day hang outside with your people. Usually involves blankets, drinks (cans of Triple if you’re doing it right), and some kinda lawn game like spikeball or cornhole. Everyone tosses their phones in a pile and just vibes.

Kinda like a darty but way more chill. Sometimes there's a slip-n-slide. Happens in parks, front yards, campus greens — wherever you can post up and not get kicked out.

Basically:
Where the turf meets the tribe. Crack a Triple, drop your phone, and let the hang unfold.
Girl 1: “Yo is this a darty or what?”
Guy 1: “Nah we’re just turfing. Pull up after 11.”
Girl 1: “Say less.”
by datdmt May 15, 2025
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Turfing

The removal of a person's face (living or non-living) and wearing it around for fashion or sexual pleasure. (Cousin definition to Munting)
I would love to turf Amy, she is super hot. I have never turfed before, but would love to try it sometime! Would you like to go turfing with me, or are you more into munting?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
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FPS turfing

Crosshair placement where an enemy would normally be preemptively. Preferrably head level
Her FPS turfing at long killed that guy that was peeking the corner
by Ucci May 1, 2020
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Tik Turding

The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.
"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"
by Helopa September 18, 2021
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