tummy porridge

The act of ejaculating on a women’s stomach so when the semen pools in the bellybutton it resembles a tiny bowl of porridge.

"Josh told me that Brett was so drunk last night that he let some dude treat him to a bowl of tummy porridge."

by King brosh colington November 13, 2015

tummy texting

When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.

Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.

I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.

by Bilbs1 April 23, 2014

CUM TUMMY

CUM TUMMY IS WHEN YOU ARE BANGING A TRAMPS TUNA CAT YOU PULL OUT CUM ON HER GUT AND USE YOUR COCK LIKE A PAINT BRUSH AND WRITE THANK YOU WITH YOUR FRESH LOAD!

I WAS SO THANK FULL FOR THE SUPER TIGHT SNATCH I REWARDED HER WITH A CUM TUMMY!

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 3, 2011

Tummy Fumbler

A severely obese person, usually a woman who cannot cover her belly and/or gunt with a shirt or pants while walking around with it fumbling out.

1. That woman is one disgusting tummy fumbler.

2. If I ever become a tummy fumbler, please execute me.

by ramalamading-dong March 27, 2009

tummy sticks

Tummy sticks is the situation, commonly referred to as a game, in which two erect men cuddle closely and face-to-face causing their two erect penises, or sticks, to push upwards between their stomachs, or tummys. Sticks combine with tummys, hence the name "tummy sticks."

Chris: Hey Grant, wanna play tummy sticks?
Grant: Let's do that! Let's do exactly that!

<game of tummy sticks ensues>

Grant: Take me now, Chris! Take me now!

by raptor13 January 26, 2006

tummy-brail

The scar tissue on a woman's stomach that allows a man to determine how many kids she has. The texture is similar to that of a burn victim.

"Dude, check out the tummy-brail on that stripper!"

by The Skipper-Dipper December 7, 2015

Tummy Grumbles

A word the new girl uses to describe her hunger during a presentation.

“Girl this water helps with my tummy grumbles!”

by Pax stax cashx February 19, 2019