Tugboat

Someone who smokes so slowly that their cig keeps going out. Affectionately referred to as a tugger.

Doug - "yo can I borrow your lighter?"
Harry - "again? Jesus Doug you're such a tugboat"

by MrGreedy April 18, 2019

Tugboat

A massive woman who only makes money by giving great handjobs.

I was in a rough spot and needed a bit of a pull last night, so I went to this tugboat down by the river to get me where I needed to be.

by Gabby & Ty August 9, 2019

Tugboat

Slang for “-talking about”

Mane. Say. whattha’ale you tugboat?

by Jonnybkillinit September 30, 2019

tugboat

sticking head in between a males legs and “motor boating” their ball sack .... have them shave half of their legs & their balls.

i can’t wait to tugboat later, please shave!!

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Tugboat

Tug as in rub and tug.

Hooker: You can’t take a ride on a carnival cruise and only pay for a tugboat.
Howie: I don’t know any joe dog or tugboat. We can end it right here.

by salgood, man June 18, 2022

Tugboat Trash

The crew of a tugboat as thought by management.

Just look at those tugboat trash milking the clock.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Tugboat Captain

A guy who videotapes himself masturbating and posts the video online with the hope of making a living on monthly subscription fees.

Eddie never did like being in sales, so he gave it all up and started life anew as a Tugboat Captain.

by Grimache March 29, 2009