Every day has a comfortable label that you can use to shape your day.
Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.
What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.
Monday: The start of the week. Hellish, maybe, but at least categorized.
Wednesday: Humpday. After Wednesday it’s all downhill. The end of the day on Wednesday can be particularly euphoric.
Thursday: The real start of the weekend, and only one day ’til Friday.
Friday: Clearly, it’s awesome.
Saturday and Sunday: Weekends rule.
What’s Tuesday? It’s wedged in there, nameless, formless, and generally craptastic.
by new_revolution April 19, 2005
Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019
Arguably the best day of the entire week!
Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.
Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.
Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.
Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.
Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.
Saturday: When the best parties are held
TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.
Also a reference of total randomness.
Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.
Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.
Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.
Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.
Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.
Saturday: When the best parties are held
TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.
Also a reference of total randomness.
Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.
Guy 2: On a Tuesday?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?
Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
Guy 2: On a Tuesday?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?
Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
by County April 10, 2009
A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.
by Trafton May 30, 2004
to be on a tuesday
by austyn1990 October 29, 2014
When you’re doing a long slow shit on the toilet and decide you also want to have a wank. So you reach between your legs and accidentally grab the long shit instead of your cock and start wanking.
by Sprinkletime June 22, 2018
A term used in crappy commercials to denote that someone has never eaten good food in their entire life. This usually applies to WalMart.
Husband: OH MY GOD IS THAT STEAK!!!!!????? I've never eaten steak before! Is it our anniversary or something??? Oh God what did I forget???? WHAT DAY IS IT??!!!!
Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday
Wife, smirking idiotically: It's Tuesday
by spynoodle June 12, 2011