Tugger

The name of Russell Crowe's best friend, who is actually a tugboat that was shown on that episode of South Park.

Russell Crowe: You gotta save him doc. Tugger! He's me best friend! The only friend in the world who would...

Doctor: He's going to live but...

Russell Crowe: Oi! Don't you interrupt me, you v-gina! I was giving a heart-wrenching soliloquy about me feelings for Tugger!

Doctor: Sorry.

by Michael2 December 30, 2005

trudgery

The exhausting experience of trudging through piles of snow to get to where you need to go. Trudgery is highly effortful and has a negative effect on mood. Unplowed sidewalks, heavy bags, early mornings, severe winds, and non-waterproof footwear can all heighten one's sense of trudgery.

"Ugh, two feet of snow fell last night, and I had to get to class by 8:30am. The sidewalks were a mess. I'm exhausted; it was complete trudgery."

by orangejoyce March 26, 2017

Tugger Robinson

A gold digger with a penchant for tugging unceremoniously on the penis of a nervous English gentleman she picked up at an airport. As the tuggee, he now visits her regularly and together they spend time in the largest cave in Northern Ireland.

Tugger Robinson watched him undress through the clear glass toilet door, her hands sweaty and clenched, ready for the tug. This had not been what the Discovery Channel film crew were expecting when they signed up to do a one off Australian Gold Hunters Irish special. Losses were later recouped through adding a chicka-wow-wow sound track and uploading the video (misappropriated as nugget porn) to the internet.

by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023

timmy todger

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

by misster sexy January 7, 2014

Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008

badgers tadger

Rough. Usually used to describe poor workmanship by jobs carried out by a shady firm or the local council.

Can also mean hungover.

1. I had the council joiner in my flat to re-new my doors. He packed the hinges out with torn-up pieces of cardboard, he's as rough as a badgers tadger!

2. I was out on the piss last night but this morning I'm as rough as a badgers tadger!

by YoungBobster March 2, 2014

tuger

Tuger, someone/something that will tug on anything that you have. Say if you have a long shirt on, they will tug on it.

HEY! Stop being such a tuger!

by Some ramdom guy August 8, 2021