(1)The act of performing felatio whilst digitally stimulating the reciever's prostate with one or more fingers. (2) Sticking fingers up a dudes butt while sucking his cock.
(1) Dude, I was so thrown off last night when she threw down a trumpeteer. (2) You want a trumpeteer? 50 Euro... Your friend want to watch... another 50 Euro.
by The_Think_Tank February 11, 2012
Get the Trumpeteer mug.A supporter of Trump acting out, because they didn't get their way, or feel the need to rant about something others have done that conflicts with their political worldview. Often accompanied by the burning of products (see Nike), and the words libtard, snowflake, emails, and mentions of Barack Obama.
When my dad saw that Colin Kaepernick was featured in the new Nike ad campaign, he threw an epic trumpster tantrum.
by SixpackChopra September 10, 2018
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Trumpsterbate:People are Trumpsterbating on the presidents recent press conference on the coronovirus.
by Rickpatty11b March 31, 2020
Get the Trumpsterbate mug.When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
by OrchardThief August 8, 2016
Get the Tennessee Trumpeter mug.Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.
Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.
Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.
by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016
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Two different, commonly observed trumpterpretations:
"Donald Trump tweeted multiple times global warming is a hoax. Good on him for recognizing that! His support of coal and fracking will make America great again! He's earned my vote!"
"Donald Trump is pro-nuclear and wants to bring manufacturing back to America from China, so we can do it cleanly. He's the best candidate to pick if global warming concerns you! He was lying about not believing it anyway to attract votes from denialist republican voters anyway. He's a clever persuader! He's earned my vote!"
"Donald Trump tweeted multiple times global warming is a hoax. Good on him for recognizing that! His support of coal and fracking will make America great again! He's earned my vote!"
"Donald Trump is pro-nuclear and wants to bring manufacturing back to America from China, so we can do it cleanly. He's the best candidate to pick if global warming concerns you! He was lying about not believing it anyway to attract votes from denialist republican voters anyway. He's a clever persuader! He's earned my vote!"
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