Trumplies

Trumplies is when Donald trump chats utter shit just to become president.

HillBilly #1 - What the hell dude Trump said he was gunna get rid of all of the muslims in USA and he now says he isnt!
HillBilly #2 - What dude? He lied? the fuck he just trumplies

by Will Wheatley January 22, 2017

The Trampoline

Where you extend the foreskin of your nutsack to form a "trampoline" and you bounce your penis off it creating the effect of a trampoline.

Guy 1: Hey dude, check this out
Guy 2: Ohhhh man... wtf
Guy 3: THE TRAMPOLINE!

by Weak Saucer November 29, 2007

Trampoline Toe

When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.

"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1

by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010

mormon trampoline party

A party that involves Mormons and trampolines.

Sean's Mormon trampoline party was really fun.

Yes, those Mormons really know how to jump!

by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019

hedgehog on a trampoline

It is a hedgehog on a trampoline
What did you expect?

Something nasty
Nope, just a regular ol' hedgehog on a trampoline.

Look Jesus Christ A hedgehog on a trampoline

by Strawbert McCringlemilk November 22, 2017

Cream Trampoline

A masturbation maneuver in which a nude male, isolated in a bathroom, jerks off standing up with his feet shoulder-width apart until ejaculation, at which point, while continuing to stroke himself with his cock pointed downwards, he suddenly squats so his thighs are parallel to the floor and bounces slightly at the knees until ejaculation. The pleasurable pain provided by the stretching of the leg muscles endured during orgasm is essential for a successful Cream Trampoline.

Bob hurt his back doing the Cream Trampoline last night.

by Denver Dudes March 29, 2011

Baby on a trampoline

The act of pulling taught the scrotum in the "batwing" fashion and continuing to bounce one's flaccid small penis of said flap, thus creating the image of a baby jumping on a trampoline.

Hey....you ever seen a baby on a trampoline?
(pulls scrotum taught and bounces dingaling off it repeatedly) *everyone screams and gives a look of disgust...then they laugh.

by DocCod November 6, 2015