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Trumpcake

A devoted Trump follower who will rationalize and defend each and every Trump lie, conspiracy theory and policy blunder.
Get a load of this trumpcake. He genuinely believes that Mexico will pay for the wall along the southern border.
by Defcon_One June 3, 2020
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Trumperate

To exaggerate or misrepresent an event in order to sway your audience.
He trumperated the size of the crowds in order to rally his base.
by Selwabar November 9, 2018
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Trumpageddon

The end of the world following the election of the Trumphole

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Within weeks of the election of the Trumphole the inevitable Trumpageddon occurred

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by jmspaesq January 3, 2016
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trumpatrophy

The diseased state of Trump staffers’ brains, shrunk to the lowest common denominator imaginable.
Omarosa has unmasked the true depth of trumpatrophy that exists and is shared by all in this house of idiots.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2018
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Trumpathon

A term coined to describe a culturally sick presidency drawn out to such a degree as to be way too fucking much.
It was a four-year marathon greed nightmare bringing us all to the brink of war; it was the Trumpathon.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2019
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5 Stages of Trumpgrief

The worldwide grief process related to all of the losses we’ve been facing because of Putin’s Pawn having become the US President.
The 5 Stages of Trumpgrief are as follows:
1. Denial: in the beginning when none of us could believe it was really true.
2. Anger: soon after the Inauguration when we all realized he can’t think.
3. Bargaining: in our dreams we entertained the now absurd idea that Pence could be the better one to step in.
4. Depression: the point at which it became obvious that a mass clinical depression had kicked in and that it was time to stop watching the news altogether.
5. Acceptance: where we have all come to realize and somehow accept that so many US citizens across the income spectrum resonated with his lowbrow mafiosi thinking and white supremacist hatred of constitutional law and that the only thing we can do now is light a fire under ourselves to vote his dumb ass out of office.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Trumpgami

The Japanese art of folding a square paper, with orange on one side and white on the other side, into a shape that resembles the Pinocchio-in-Chief.
A number of Trumpublican math educators in some red states are planning a Trumpgami Contest on Pi Day to remember the “educational contributions” of their one-term, twice-impeached, thrice-married ex-president, whose signature helped revoke Common Core Math in their schools.
by MathPlus June 22, 2021
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