A path of reasoning that usually only makes sense to the person or people using it. Insane troll logic often varries in degree and can range from sligtly different to absolutely preposterous. This is not to say Insane troll logic cannot come to a correct conclusion.
some common characteristics of insane troll logic (leaning towards the ridiculous) include...
-complete disregard for the accepted laws of physics
-Extreme ambiguity
-Excessive use or reliance on fallicious arguments.
- non sequitur
-completely absurd sometimes to the point of being ludicrous
some common characteristics of insane troll logic (leaning towards the ridiculous) include...
-complete disregard for the accepted laws of physics
-Extreme ambiguity
-Excessive use or reliance on fallicious arguments.
- non sequitur
-completely absurd sometimes to the point of being ludicrous
Some Examples of the use of Insane troll logic.
Ex 1)
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Bedevere:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villagers:
More witches!
Wood!
Bedevere:So, why do witches burn?
Villager: because they're made of wood?
Bedevere:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Does wood sink in water?
Villager: No. No. No, it floats! It floats!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Arthur: A duck!
Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Villager: A witch!
Ex 2)
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" - Haruhi Suzumiya
(Most of us can reason that crabs have shell's lest they be eaten by predators such as Haruhi Suzumiya)
Ex 1)
Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Crowd: Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
Bedevere:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villagers:
More witches!
Wood!
Bedevere:So, why do witches burn?
Villager: because they're made of wood?
Bedevere:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
Does wood sink in water?
Villager: No. No. No, it floats! It floats!
Bedevere: What also floats in water?
Arthur: A duck!
Bedevere: Exactly. So, logically...
Villager: If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
Bedevere: And therefore?
Villager: A witch!
Ex 2)
"What would be nice? Hotpot? Sukiyaki? Crab is a no-no. I can't take it. Picking the flesh out of the shell drives me nuts. Why can't crabs make their shells edible? How come they didn't do anything about that during the course of evolution, might I ask?" - Haruhi Suzumiya
(Most of us can reason that crabs have shell's lest they be eaten by predators such as Haruhi Suzumiya)
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Widely considered one of the worst movies of all time. It has recently gained a cult following due to its rediculous dialogue, terrible directing, awfull acting, and ludicrous plot. It involves a family that vacations in the small town of Nilbog(it's goblin spelled backwards!!). They soon discover that the townspeople are really vegitarian goblins who try to trick people into eating food that turns them to vegitables. It is hillarious in the fact that it tries to be scary and serious only to fail miserably. Best enjoyed with friends.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Troll 2 yet?
Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.
Guy 2: yes it was so terrible, I couldn't stop laughing for a whole week.
by Troll 2 fanatic January 25, 2009
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Hey, lets go troll some people on June 4th in memory of Mr. Trololo! It's National Troll Day everyone!
by Dave Trollinsky December 18, 2012
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They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.
They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.
They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.
They seem to be oblivious of the fact that due to the rapid emergence of new technology, the cutting edge eye-candy they're jacking off over now will be dated and discarded once the "next big thing" hits the market.
They're also guilty of the greater crime of championing visuals over gameplay - a stance which is killing the integrity of the video game industry.
They can typically be found in Youtube comments sections, posting garbage on gameplay videos of titles 5 - 10+ years old.
Graphics Troll:
"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??
Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE
You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"
"Shogun Total War? Why the hell did IGN give this POS game an 8.5!? The characters are 2D! WTF!??
Look at the ground textures! LOL what resolution is that 1x1!? SUCKAGE
You nerds can knock yourselves out. I'm off to play some COD:WAW NAZI ZOMBIES FTW BITCHHHHHEEESS!!!!!"
by Urizen123 October 10, 2009
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Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.
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- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.
- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Someone who abuses UrbanDictionary.com:
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that include the full names, screen names, or personal information of someone they either have a problem with, or are trying to impress.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are poorly worded, plagued with bad spelling and even worse grammar, and nonsense (and inside joke rubbish that only they (or very few) can comprehend.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that are nothing more than cleverly (or not so cleverly) worded message board replies.
- By adding so-called 'definitions' that violate section V. (especially 10. stalk or flame another person by submitting content deemed inappropriate) of the TOS, or violate the TOS in any other way.
- By subjecting the general population of UrbanDictionary.com to 'definitions' that we have to request be 'removed'.
Just a few examples:
Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.
"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"
Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!
"Jane, will you marry me?"
Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.
"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
Joe Schmo:
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I hate Joe Schmo. We work together, and he steals my lunch and beats me up every chance he gets.
"Joe Schmo sucks. I hope he dies. He has AIM and his screen name is ****** so chat him up and tell him to die!"
Jane:
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I LOVE JANE!! SHE'S THE BEST GF IN THE WHOLE WORLD!@#@$$$#%$^ OMGWTFBBQ!
"Jane, will you marry me?"
Frrblewurbled00d:
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D00d! U know when u get that cheesy powdery stuff on ur fingrez and udre ur nails after eatin too many cheetos.
"I gottsa wash muh hands there's Frrblewurbled00d all over em an itz gross an shit."
by Anonymous January 23, 2005
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A true troll war is typically started by an elite or power figure in society for the purposes of pushing a different, usually hidden agenda then the one they are publicly backing.
A true troll war is typically started by an elite or power figure in society for the purposes of pushing a different, usually hidden agenda then the one they are publicly backing.
"The Troll Wars started when Donny T. said Mexico was gonna pay for the wall on Twitter, now our Avocado prices have risen .60 cents a piece."
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