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lost your triangle

What you say to someone who lost their
-cool
-mojo
-game
-attractiveness
-dennis
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Hey manny you are the master at spinning...stuff
Manny:Thanks
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Can I see you spin something again.
Manny:Kay
*Fails miserably*
Cool and attractive guy from spain:
Dang you just lost your triangle
Manny:What?
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Viagra Triangle

A sub set of the "Rush Street" nightlife district on Chicago's Near North Side. So named for the abundance of mostly-affluent older men who frequent the local bars, and the "triangle" where State and Rush Streets come together (with East Bellevue Street being the base of the triangle, anchored by Gibson's restaurant, the unofficial headquarters).

The gentle ecosystem of the Viagra Triangle could not exist without a fully-stocked pond of anxious, and artificially infertile females. Seven years prior she may have been called a "Trixie" in and around Lincoln Park, but with an East Bank membership, a Platinum card of her own, and several upgrades to the base Lexus, she is looking for more, while her looks and latest Botox treatment hold out).

Though, claimed as fact in other definitions, it is extremely rare to see participants in the Viagra Triangle scene parking their behinds, much less their Flying Spurs and 911s, anywhere south of Oak Street or North of Cedar. The important, and notable exception is when the bars in the triangle close, and he has not yet sealed the deal. In such cases, overtime must be played at The Lodge on Division Street, which is open til every bit of 4AM during the week and 5AM on the weekends ("if three bottles of Cristal have not done the job, maybe a few PBRs will," is the thinking).
Seriously, guy, you're never going to get anywhere with the chicks in the Viagra Triangle, they all require a personal financial statement before sitting down.
by ChicagoMike September 9, 2008
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Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.
The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.
by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009
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Triangulum

Triangulum is a galaxy which is 2.3 million light years away from us.
Triangulum is a pretty thicc, cool and jacked galaxy. I would love to fuck Triangulum hard in the ass if I was another galaxy.
by Triangulum! August 11, 2020
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homework triage

when you put all your work off to the last minute and are forced to decide which matters most to you and which can be realistically finished. Also, one has to take into mind which classes would be most affected by not completing the work, and which assignment is worth the most points.
thinking to yourself: "Alright its the night before the religion test but ive also got math and spanish work to do. Time to set up the homework triage! Ill do the math, guess through the spanish and write Jesus for all the answers on the religion test. That'll give me the best results while still being able to get in sleep."
by ChaBoooy April 22, 2013
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Human Triangle

The "tag" given to a steroid abuser who frequents the gym only to work out on the whole of the upper body and neglect any leg exercises what so ever, forming the shape of an up side down triangle i.e. A Human Triangle.
Henry; Hey Dan! how do ya like my chest and biceps!?

Dan; Yes very manly, but I can't help but notice that your legs look like two pieces shit dangling out of a fishes ass hole.

Henry; Oh don't be so mean :(

Dan; Human Triangle.
by cheekycheese July 18, 2013
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Triads

A term used to describe many Chinese criminal organizations. They are the most well-known organized crime group in China, Hong Kong, and Macao. They originated in the anti-Manchu resistance in China. The term "triad" comes from the three dots which form part of the Chinese character for the Ming Emperor Hung Wu. The Triads began as "Men of Hung." They were both part of the political resistance of the Han Chinese to the Manchu dynasty, as well as outlaws who "Ta fu — chih p'in" (Hit the Rich and help the poor).
Both the Chinese Triads and the Italian Mafia and Camorra have existed at least since the early 1800s. The Triads spread all over the world and control much of the illegal and informal economy in overseas Chinese communities.
by Dancing with Fire October 31, 2011
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