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A Mandarin Tiger is an animal that currently has only resided around the area of the Bergen Catholic High School. It is a creature that can appear anywhere, at any time. In order to be seen, a class must will its existence by exclaiming "What is that?" It can appear in any color, though usually orange or white, and has unlimited powers and characteristics. One of its common traits is that it can fly, fit into small spaces, and be invisible.

Many of these creatures have been spotted in the air, on the ceiling, in parking lots or in blinds. The Mandarin tiger phenomenon began in Room 22, Mrs. Garsia's classroom, though it is not limited to that area. These mystical creatures have only been studied for a brief period of time. In the future, however, students hope to fully harness the power of these amazing creatures.

The first ever sighting of this mystical creature was made on May 1st 2006, by professional beast specialists Ray McCourt, Robert Wallum, Chris Thaureaux, and Anthony Iorio. The resident expert on mystical creatures was on the scene as well, named Adrian Jordan. As soon as he saw the unknown figure inside the treeline next to the Bergen Catholic football field, he immediatley identified it as the Mandarin Tiger. The Mandarin Tiger was first spotted at Bergen Catholic High School in Room 22 outside the window and later on the ceiling. This sighting tragically caused Mrs. Garsia, the math teacher, to close the blinds. Though the tiger was out of sight, Neil Pedersen asserted that he could still see it.

Currently, the only person to survive a Mandarin Tiger attack was Mrs. Garsia, an allegedly pretty good teacher in an allegedly pretty good school. Supposedly she was assisted by the use of a Master Ball, but that theory is currently under debate. One of these tigers was snatched by an anonymous faculty member before three valiant warriors were able to save it. These tigers are now caged and undergoing examination at Bergen Catholic High School. These specimens may or may not be rehabilitated into the wild. On May 5, 2006, some students who were seen shouting "There's a tiger outside! It's a Mandarin Tiger!!!" were prosecuted under false accusations of immaturity. Little did the prosecutors know, there actually was a Mandarin Tiger. On Monday, May 8, 2006, the four brave men recieved detentions, and valiantly served and represented their class in this disciplinary action.

An unbelievably large Mandarin Tiger is expected to appear near the vicinity of the other appearances. After months of the summoning rituals, the Mandarin Tiger Lord is said to appear and prevail under dire situations. Chris Conway, known tiger expert, estimates the tiger to be 4 feet long from head to tail. Tigers these sizes are even known to drive around in parking lots during school hours, and then mysteriously vanish after the last bell.

Tigers have strange powers, including causing mental shock to pretty good teachers, and magically getting deleted from known internet Wiki sites.
"Holy shit what is that??? its a mandarin tiger!"
by Dan2488 May 17, 2006
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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone
Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin

OR

Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin
by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008
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Tiger Woman

The name tiger woman refers to a predatory female who is sexually active. She is not necessarily a nymphomaniac, but is certainly hypersexual so that when she sees a male she wants she is single-minded in her pursuit. She has certain characteristics of a tiger as she is usually solitary with few female friends, also like the tiger she can be vindictive and vicious if denied her prey. When she gets a man into her bed she displays a huge capacity for sex and is extremely enthusiastic in her application. She was celebrated in the 1969 song, by British band The Move “Wild Tiger Woman”.
Look! She hasn’t taken her eyes off him for the past hour!
Yeah, the tiger woman staking her prey.
by AKACroatalin March 6, 2019
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Tiger Destruction

Is an Ultra Combo move which is used by Street Fighter's Sagat. It is Sagat's strongest move and becomes accessible once the player takes a considerable amount of damage.
Sagat VS Ryu
Ryu unleashes fury of hadoukens
Sagat losing fight uses Tiger Destruction and wins. Just.
by StreetFighterArtix April 17, 2013
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Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!
by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009
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tiger bite

hmong word used to curse at someone
by vichai January 20, 2009
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Tigerland fuck

Sex act in an inconvenient place which includes two guys and two girls on a missionary position, usually in separate beds. This move is defined only as a heterosexual performance. Although often high-fives might occur between males.
Me and my friend totally tigerland fucked these two sisters in their parents' bed.
by Millievanilli September 6, 2010
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