Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom

I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.

by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015

tribathlon

A very long session of tribadism, the lesbian genito-genital sex act.

We came over and over again; it was a real tribathlon.

by Skek January 15, 2006

tryathalon

when three sexual instances are preformed.

i gotta tryathalon last night, when she blew me, sexed me, and hjed me. ooh baby.

by madoodles ringhoff October 15, 2009

tripthong

What you pack when you go to the beach on vacation.

Hey dude, nice tripthong! Hope you aren't catchin' any dipthong.

Can be used for either male or female.

See dipthong.

by djdickidoobs April 27, 2009

triphlon

Saying that you dissed some one.

Yo ma nigga was spittin triphlons at u.

by NesS June 7, 2004

tripthong

falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date. ie, tripping over your dates thong

I suffered from 'tripthong' after my awesome date with Mary

by Jason September 15, 2003

Tribathalon

To shit, shower and shave in advance of an evening at the club.

I need about an hour for a tribathalon before we go tonight.

by Moonman730 August 22, 2009