Skek's definitions

love skavoovee

A greeting used by the Jamaican bass player Cluett "Clue J" Johnson in the early sixties.

Love skavoovee, mon, I haven't seen you in a long time.

by Skek February 15, 2005

redonks

Short for redonkulus.

I got a ticket for jay-walkin'. It was totally redonks!

by Skek August 30, 2005

tribathlon

A very long session of tribadism, the lesbian genito-genital sex act.

We came over and over again; it was a real tribathlon.

by Skek January 15, 2006

Checks

Checkered or two-tone clothing items and accessories, particularly in context of Ska music, and the Ska scene.

That rudeboy was in ska concert gear; he had all his checks on.

I'm going to a ska show tonight, so I need to pick up my checks.

by Skek November 20, 2004

Skek

An abnormally smart skateboarder.
(source:
wordskateboard + wordgeek = skek)

That skater has got a 90% average, what a Skek

by Skek March 28, 2003

religiot

Someone who has become so deluded, ignorant, or intolerant in their religious beliefs that they have actually decreased their IQ. Combination of religion and idiot.

The religiot said that homosexuals will cause the apocalypse.

by Skek December 25, 2004

scrabble name

Term given to "creative" or "unique" names that appear to be created by drawing random Scrabble tiles out of the bag. The names are more likely to be female, are instantly recognizable as tasteless, and often make appearances on Jerry Springer.

Some scrabble names:
Lashiqua
Molayzia
Amaraquina
Karyiatona
TaShonda

by Skek December 31, 2005