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belong to us

Something that has been over-run by the enemy. Usually refered to as "base". Adapted from all your base scenario.
CAR THIEF: All your benz are belong to us!!
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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Tousse

Pronounced "Two-ss" (like loose but with a t)

A person, usually male (then again that usually makes it more hilarious when describing a female), of twattish proportions. ie, he's a divvy. Better used between friends rather than to really annoy someone, as it doesn't seem to have the same impact as something like "how in holy fuck did your mother shit you out you fat cunt".

Derived from the word "tuss" - Tousse is how a posh person may say tuss and therefore sounded funny as fuck. Originated in a dalston secondary school in cumbria, england.
Example 1

Cumbrian #1: Is that daft lad wearing rockports?
Cumbrian #2: Aye, what a fuckin' tousse.

Example 2

Cumbrian #1: (Attemping to solve a particularly hard maths problem)
Cumbrian #2: Deeks! (farts in #1's face while laughing)
Cumbrian #1: (trying to hold in laughter)...Tousse.
by 9A Slang December 30, 2007
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dirty tousen

when you turn off all of you lights and cum in her eyes blinding her for a bit
"hey man, i did a dirty tousen to my girl last night"
by mike the dirty boy January 11, 2010
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Toussaint

All saints day, on November first. Kind of pointless. Also the most bitchin-est last name in the world.
Hello M. Toussaint, aren't you lookin bitchin today?
by Erik Toussaint November 6, 2006
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toush

When people are talking with each other a lot. Hanging out, but a little more intimate.
Working on something.

A verb that can be used for pretty much any action.
Jess and Mel were toushing last night.
Claire is toushing chemistry right now.
by toushtoush April 22, 2009
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toush toush

Did Matt and Hilary toush toush last night?

I heard Alex and Shelby toush toushing last night, it was sick.
by toushtoush April 22, 2009
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touser chutney

When a gentleman has not 'tipped his concrete' for a long period of time. It comes up 'half mix'. Half liquid, half solid.
It had been ages since i knocked one out. At least a week!... and when it spilled over it was 'half mix'!
by Paul Hicks March 13, 2005
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