Touchè

Touch fingers and scream and quickly retract (pronounced toosh)

Hey Lucas lets touché!
Sure!
*touchè*
HUHH

by Annaxlucasyeet June 15, 2019

Touché

A word to describe the desire to touch or squeeze nice breasts, but want the observer(s) to not know the full crassness of such outwardly phrasing.

'Touché', that means "Nice Breasts."

by JustinTheBest-ErTheBreast July 26, 2022

Touché

Originally a term in French fencing that meant to light by poke the opponent with the sword. It now simply means that the person in an argument who says it is thinking “wait… he’s right and I can’t argue against that logic.” It is a quick and effective end to an argument

Original meaning:
French fencer 1: Let’s fence.
French fencer 2: Oui.
French fencer 1: *lightly pokes opponent with sword*
French fencer 1: Touché!

Current meaning:
Guy 1: You know having so many dogs is bad for your financial situation AND allergies, right?

Guy 2: At least I don’t have 10.

Guy 1: Touché

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

Touché

French translation of "type shit", used when conceding in an argument.

Bully: "Run your pockets, geek!"

Nerd: "Touché, bully-- for I cannot fight back...."

by Jack Schugren October 27, 2025

Touche my dinker

Elaborate way to tell someone to touch your dick, and to tell them off.

Boy: touche my dinker
Girl: Lmfao i Would ;D?

by Iseeyourerection3 August 1, 2009

touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007

touché douche

used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point made at one's expense by another person who is an arrogant, obnoxious, or despicable person

Blaine: Dan, you should focus on stocks and bonds, silk stockings and bonded whiskey.
Dan: Touché douche

by Tonyiguana August 17, 2016