toucan

Someone who can get really drunk off two cans (or glasses) of alcohol.

Meg: Daniel has only had two drinks and he's drunk off his ass
Ash: He's a toucan

by bigblueeatsdicks January 03, 2019

Toucan

Toucan - often referred to as Toucan Dan. References: Geordies that can't handle any more than 2 pints of Lager Tops.

Tell tail sign of this occurrence, when they ask to lick your Gary Glitter.

Alex: Is Toucan pissed yet?

Ben: yes, my Gary Glitter is wet!

by Toucanass November 26, 2018

Toucan

Someone who loves Siegfried a lot, like a lot its absolutely weird

Okay this Guy is sucking Siegs cock, He is a real Toucan

by N.Sky January 31, 2023

Toucan

A bird who has a very large beak and eats froot loops

I saw a toucan eat some froot loops today!

by Toukanlol January 14, 2021

Toucan Stamp

A term for a girl with a extremely large nose. Resembling a toucan.

Damn look at that pale bitch, she has a big azz toucan stamp!

by 884sdoow December 25, 2009