tosh tini

As said on tosh.0, this is a non alcoholic drink made in a martini glass. A half a bottle of expensive water such as fiji water, dump half of it down the drain and fill the bottle back up with tap water. Then poor this into to martini glass and put a little umbrella in with a slice of lemon and lime on the side and you have a tosh tini

I was drinking a tosh tini with Daniel tosh at the movies.

by big tosh tini breh January 10, 2011

Tosh.O

Like the Jersey Shore, but for people who aren't fags.

Tosh.O is like my Jersey Shore.

by Deat March 20, 2011

Tosh.0

An act of shoving large fruits up the anus

Im going to Tosh.0 this watermelon later.

by Dorrenthedropbear February 19, 2012

tosh.o

Daniel Tosh is the host of this show in which he plays/watches some popular viral videos and makes comments or jokes about them.

He invites the star of a certain video whom failed to do what they wanted to do originally in his "web redemption" segment. Daniel tosh makes either racist, sexist, dirty jokes. He has a somewhat "in your face" and "dirty" sense of humor.

Daniel tosh ACTS GAY for laughs throughout the show. Whether the show is good or not, depends on what you think.

Bob: Have you seen Tosh.o?

Steve: Tosh.o? Pretty good show!

Jeff: That fag? Whats wrong with you?? He's such a fag!

Steve:...Yeah, come back when you have a logical argument for WHY you dont like him Jeff.

by grrrflagahaggen...99 February 24, 2011

tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012

Tosh.o

The funniest show on TV

Want to laugh so hard that I shit my pants for hours, so I'm watch Tosh.o

by ittakesjuantoknowjuan March 17, 2011

Tosh-Phobia

The fear, phobia of doing somthing embarrasssing or stupid becasue you think someone will get a video of it and that video will eventually make it to tosh.0.

-Did you notice how Bob did not do any tricks today at the skate park?

- Yes I did, I think Bob might have Tosh-Phobia.

by zpaul17 July 31, 2010