Torquin' it

The act of masturbating at in a rigorous manner and at a feverish pace

When we realized JW was alone in his room, with an extensive porn collection, we quickly determined he must be torquin' it.

by Bryant Daniels April 4, 2006

Arnold Torque

1. A term used by Mechanics... This is done when a person refuses to use a Torque Wrench, because they think they can gauge how much pressure is needed by feel. 2. When a mechanic thinks all nuts or bolts should be tightened down as hard as they can twist. 3. A person who thinks you should be as strong as Arnold Schwarzenegger to tighten anything.

1. Joebob was installing headers on my engine. He said he does not need a Torque Wrench because he uses Arnold Torque and can feel the pop in his elbow.

2. Joebob used the power of Arnold Torque on my head bolts until they were smoking. He guarantees that the bolts will never come out... EVER AGAIN!!!

3. Joebob tightened the lid on my soda with Arnold Torque and now I can not open it.

by Jamyz December 23, 2011

Torque

Torque is pulling power, and it’s best demonstrated as the grunt that gets you moving, while horsepower is what keeps you going. Torque is the twisting force created in an engine by rotating parts; horsepower is the measurement of how fast torque is being used.

That VTECH Honda engine doesn't have much Torque!

by AutoEnthusiastVA February 13, 2012

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

by Dean Clower August 25, 2006

Torque Blow

The act of giving someone a blowjob when they're playing Gears of War or Gears of War 2.

(Play on the weapon "Torque Bow")

Guy playing xbox: Ahh i can't believe that fucking Skorge got me again!
Girlfriend: Anything I can do to help baby?
Guy playing xbox: Yeah, give me a torque blow

by Jasexy July 8, 2009

torquing wicked cable

to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....

"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"

by Adam Smetak June 10, 2008

torque one off

to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;

I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.

by the best, no doubt September 6, 2005