Top Shelf

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")

I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.

by Hector Projector April 7, 2003

top shelf

1)Generally refers to expensive liquor kept in a liquor store behind the counter on the top shelf so no one can rip it off.

2) can also be used to describe anything that is made up of prime ingredients: marajuana, pussy, hardware, anything really.

1) These margaritas are made with top shelf tequila!

2) A: This is the best weed I have ever smoked!
B: I was saving it for a rainy day, straight off the top shelf.

by dracula July 2, 2004

Top Shelf Stealth

To buy a "scud" magazine without your fellow shoppers ever knowing.

Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.

"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.

by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010

Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.

Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.

by AIthirteen January 25, 2016

Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be

That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl

by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019

Top-Shelf Infatuation

When you are so into someone it makes you weak.

That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!

by Geshur J. February 16, 2022

top shelf redneck

A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.

He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck

by anonymous February 4, 2023