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dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.
While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER
by TGsr918 June 7, 2020
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topher joe

Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.
by Cherry Lynn December 9, 2012
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Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.
Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.
by WittyWeasel January 3, 2023
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Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.
by Panda Amry September 10, 2009
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Topher Bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023
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tophering

whenever a guy is feeling mad litty, or is high on a good time, totally tubular in the slimy.
dude, i'm totally tophering right now.

Tophered:
dude i'm tophered as gods holy grace right now bro.
by cashguy July 25, 2023
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