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Topher
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Large
goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also
regret
letting that info into the
wild
.
"Topher's
mic
is
not to be
trifled with you
whelp
"!
Topher
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Dahp
January 8, 2024
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Topher
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Goofy
ass bitch
that has a
big
microphone
L
:7.25 in x G:6.5in
Topher'
s
mic
is
not to be
trifled with!
Topher
by
Dahp
January 8, 2024
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0
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