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Top G Moment

Massive L. "Top G" was coined by the likes of misogynist dude-bro twats like Andrew Tate, but swiftly reclaimed at the end of 2022 when Greta Thunberg single-handedly ended his entire career with one tweet.
A: Hey, did you hear about Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate's twitter beef?
B: No, what's up?
A: Andy Pandy tried to flex and own Greta by bragging about his supercars with tons of emissions on twitter, and she tweeted back at him for him to enlighten her by emailing smalldickenergy@getalife.com. Then after 10 hours all Tate could reply was some pathetic video attempting to defend himself but sounding like a butthurt little bitch, and the best part, the icing on the cake, was he revealed a pizza box which helped tip off to the Romanian authorities where he was and he got detained for human trafficking. What a Top G Moment
B: A Top G Moment indeed. 2022 is saved.
by chegbeg December 29, 2022
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Female Top G

A female who is not a feminist and not a hoe this type of female is attached to a Top G man this female also knows her place in a relationship and knows her place as a woman
Girl 1: yes I don't go to clubs and stuff like that I'm a female top G
by Female top g @cat February 27, 2023
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G top

Not to be confused with Ashley G. of Billtown, Used to top off your jiga. Utilizes a 6mm or smaller 1/4" drive socket in a plastic or cork top. You put your weed in there.
"Yo give me dat g top so i can load u some jigas"
by Crackrock April 7, 2003
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Top G

Being a healthy person who is doing something good in their life. Going to the gym, making money, not vaping.

Top G = Andrew Tate
Andrew Tate is a massive inspiration and is a top g.
by risetothetop January 27, 2023
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top g spot

The top g spot is the highest rank of being a G, there is the lowest bottom G what is the lowest and least respected, then there is the Top G what is ranked highly in the world, after that there is the top G spot what is the highest ranked G u can be if u are named for being a top g spot u assert all dominance and u can do what ever the fuck u want when u want how u want because u are the TOP G SPOT!
(Brokie boy) “how is that guy driving that Bugatti, fucking my girl smoking a cigar and flexing on the me all at the same time?”
(Bottom G) “brokie boy he’s the top g spot he can do what the fuck he wants Like a top g spot.”
by Thetopgspot January 25, 2025
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Top G

Cade larman (the Top G) is the sexiest man alive. The Top G is the Edmund robinson school goat
Cade larman is the Top G
by Monsta121212 August 22, 2022
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