top it off

(Freaky, bondage sex practice)
the penis is beaten repetitivly with a tea spoon (as is a boiled egg)until the lobes are disconected (the fireman decapitated)(the egg shell is broken) the female then feasts on the egg white (seman)(spunk)(jizz)(cum) and yolk (the blood now gushing from your headless boner. a rather revolting way to express love and effection, very rarly practiced twice.

bondage gang banger one"shit bitch you bit my head off"
bondage gang banger two "holy shit dude she totally topped you off!"

by dick May 29, 2004

off top

start off a fight
to spontaneously punch a person in the face
getting a off the top of your head
a saying to start a statement

yo he just off topped him

off top i dont know what your talking bout

by wildout January 20, 2006

off top

for sure, straight up, absolutely, for real, really though, Hell yeah, no problem.

Off top I'm trying to go to this party.

"Do you want to grab some beers?" answer: Off top

I can do that for you off top

Yo I'm not playing with this fool, off top

by pcbirdn November 14, 2020

off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.

Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick

by aravindv August 16, 2021

off the top of my head

without further consideration

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.

by dm_ August 29, 2018

Take the icing off the top

To "take the icing off the top" means to read between the lines.

To say one thing but really mean another, to allude to something else.

Damore:
"Yo Dylan, James is 'chillaxing' with Hannah at hers."

Dylan:
"Cool man, so why're you telling me?"

Damore:
"Come on man, take the icing off the top"

Dylan:
"OHHHHHHH, netflix and chillaxing?"

Damore:
"Si"

by Venerable Baron July 7, 2018

Off the top

To take a portion from the gross. Similar to "skim off the top" but without the secrecy.

Whatever you guys bring in, us five get one each, off the top. So you bring in 30, us five get one each, which leaves 25 to spread around and whatever's left, you keep.

by ProfessorProcrastinate January 5, 2019