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Tootsie-Matized

Tootsie-Matized. Another word for a penis. It's hypnotizing, your mind stays focused on how you will worship and please it, although you are not near it, it'll leave you dreaming about what you will do with it and appreciate it because you know he's worth it.
My baby got me tootsie matized, he got me feining. I'm Tootsie-Matized.
by Lisa1982 March 16, 2010
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Tootsie weekend

A weekend in which a man dresses in women's clothing and assumes a female identity in order to determine whether or not he would enjoy being a woman. Inspired by the movie "Tootsie" starring Dustin Hoffman.

Not to be confused with a Doubtfire holiday in which a man dresses as a woman to secretly spend time with his children.
1.)
Brett: Hey, man! You wanna come over on Saturday and play "Call of Duty"?
Marty: No, thanks. I'm gonna do a Tootsie weekend.

2.)
Devin: Do you like mascara?
JJ: Yeah, I kinda do. I think I'm gonna do a Tootsie weekend.

3.)
Ryan: Hey, how was your Tootsie weekend?
Gus: Great. I think I'm gonna become a woman.
by Lil' Shammie August 21, 2013
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Tootsie Roll Mustache

(noun) Fecal mater on your upper lip obtained after performing anal cunnilingus (Often in the form of a Tootsie Roll Canoli)
Bieber was giving me some good Tootsie Roll Canoli and I gave him a little Tootsie Roll Mustache in return.
by admirallenny November 6, 2014
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Lazlo Toots

The famous saxophone player from wiltshire, UK. Featuring in such bands as The Aladdins, UUUD and of course, Bert's Apple Crumble - famously named after an anal sex act
Uuud - "i HAVE YOUR FACE!"
The Aladdins "he walked off stage once and quit on their first and last ever show. What a legend"
Bert's Apple Crumble "Look at the naked one playing saxophone! Its Lazlo Toots!"
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Doody Toots

An unfortunate circumstance by which an afflictive victim perceives some seemingly minor gastrointestinal insurrection to be laudable as a breezy endeavor. The unsuspecting rectal cashier will think it safe to offer air as relief to the impending pressure.

Alas, the simple act becomes complex, and an unsurpassed drawer spoilage results; that which was guessed to be gas goes solid.
No time is worse for a case of the doody toots than at a neighbor's daughter's quinceanera. Trust me.
by unitedstains September 12, 2013
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Ootsie tootsie

Before intercourse, one inserts a lucky rabbits foot into the anal cavity of ones partner in order to ensure a quality time.
My girlfriend had a bad week so I gave her an ootsie tootsie.
by Sabby, MD PhD DVM October 21, 2018
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Tootsie

Another word for the human foot. Somewhat of a childish term.
My girlfriend squeals when I tickle her tootsies!
by MACHone Inc. October 8, 2005
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