Tookie

(1) To feed worms with a dirt nap that began around 12:30 am December 13, 2005. Shot in the arm by the anti-crime vaccine. Hooray for the needle.

(2) To show cawardice by founding one of the most despicable and hateful organizations in the history of mankind; fearing death because of your murder conviction; showing no remorse for killing four innocent people; and then writing children's books because you fear retribution for your crimes.

I hope they soon go Tookie on Scott Peterson, instead of letting him sit around for 30 years and find a reason we should feel sorry for killing him.

by John Heinz Kerry December 29, 2005

tookies

Slang plural for a Canadian. Refers to toques which are knitted caps worn in cold weather. Changed from toquies to tookies for American pronounciation.

A carload of tookies traveled to the U.S. to buy up a vanload of government cheese.

by soofie February 12, 2006

Tooker

A girls butt.

Damn, Ali has a nice tooker.

by rcpalmer3 October 1, 2018

Tooken

Used in place of the term "taken"

"They be all tooken"

by cocacola888 March 29, 2008

tookie

another word for a woman's vaginal parts

eat my tookie

by chicken butthole sauce February 17, 2015

tookie

Verb: Multiple defintions, all involving shotguns.

1) To blast someone in the back with a shotgun.

2) To shoot someone multiple times with a shotgun.

3) To kill multiple people with a shotgun.

Past tense: tookied

Origin: Tookie Williams

1) Battlefield 2 engineer squad leader: Lets sneak up on that enemy sniper nest and tookie their asses.

2) Forensic Scientist: Judging by multiple chunks blown off the victim's torso, he was probably tookied.

3) That guy on Killzone 2 managed to tookie an entire enemy squad by himself.

by Pranksta9878 June 21, 2010

tookie williams

crips gang "leader" that shall rightfully burn in hell.

fuck tookie williams. Damn! tookie! Only a hardass can have a name like that!

by Adrian July 25, 2006