tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

tookey

Rachel's verbal faux pas ...when she accidentally combined the words "turkey" and "cooking" while trying to explain how she did not want to eat her brother's girlfriend's cooking or turkey at Thanksgiving. She was so mad she couldn't say either word and made up her own-Tookey.

"I'm not going to her house for Thanksgiving because I don't even want to eat her "Tookey""

I did it all for the tookey, the tookey.

I'm going to knock off a piece of tookey when everyone goes to sleep.

I like my tookey stuffed.

by cheryl p December 7, 2006

toshey

the alt. name of the incredibly random and dank Geometry Dash youtuber called ToshDeluxe

Toshey is not that skilled at Geometry Dash

by MCrazy March 22, 2017

tookey

laced weed

You smoke tookey broke boy

by chddueis June 25, 2018

Tuohey

Anyone who is cursed to have this last name will he forever burned with the mark of being "Tonight's Biggest Loser", commonly and truthfully, Tuoheys are referred to as absolute idiots and cannot perceive any aspect of academics.

Don't be a Tuohey, Jeffery, nobody wants to be a Tuohey

by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019

Toomey

equal parts irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)

"Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight."
-William Shakespeare

by Banny C Drisp December 3, 2020

TOOLEY’D

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool

Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’

by Blem69 July 22, 2022