tommie network

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020

Tommie

Tommie is an extremely loving and caring person, to whom you can talk to about anything. He could be one of the nicest and smartest people you ever meet. Some one by the name of tommie will most likely have brown or black hair and a dak color in their eyes. If you ever meet a tommie you will most likely become friends with and/or fall in love with them.

Tommie, you are such a kind and gentle person.

by S.o.S.loves.S.o.S July 3, 2010

tomika

A girl or women that is not afraid to be outgoing. She is independent and is not scared to say out her mind. Not to mention she is HOT like FIRE. Any man to have her is the luckiest. You don't like her then I feel bad for you. If you want a awesome person in your life then find someone named Tomika

Random Person: What is your name?
Me: Tomika.
Random Person: Cool,you must be really outgoing.
Me: I guess I am.

by Random girl you do not know January 30, 2018

Tomiwa

The name of a young girl/woman who is considered to be smart strong sassy and creative.In their view they are the most beautiful female you/they will ever meet or see.With this name comes a well mannered,hygienic lady.She is always the cool,weird,nice lady.She is always there for others in times of trouble,she is kid loving and sweet no matter wat you've done to her.She is also serious when she needs to be and when it comes down to work is takes all her foucus right down with it.She is very hard on others but very loving and smart.She is one of the young ladies/women with the heighest intellectual skills,a very bright young women that doesn't mind showing it off.She loves to dance,can actually sing,and has many hidden beautiful talents.

I swear her name is Tomiwa,if it isn't it needs to be

by Crazysmarty😂💯🇳🇬🤔😍4l December 20, 2016

Tomisin

Most badass kid you'll ever meet. Has an innocent face, but watch out its a lie. Loyal, handsome, romantic-ish. Pervy. He'll be sure to get your panties wet.
But overall he's an amazing friend

Girl 1: Did you see Tomisin walking down the street?

Girl 2: He looked at me and i swear i came 3 times right there.
Girl 3: Lets go see him!

Boy1: He's so badass.
Boy2: i wish he was our friend

by It's M February 25, 2019

Tomi Lahren

An itchy cunt

My dog peed on my vagina while I was asleep and the pee just sat there moist slowly drying for hours, now I've got a Tomi Lahren.

by KuntSlayer69 February 21, 2017

tomislav

Croatian alpha-male

That Tomislav, he likes to get do it Balkan style

by Tito May 12, 2003