tonk

A nickaname for the medium sized shorthaired cat breed known as Tonkinese which is a cross between a siamese and burmese cat. They are very intelligent, curious, playful and very affectionate towards people. Tonks vary in coat pattern depending on their colors: Blue, champagne, natural, and platinum.

"I own two tonks"
"tonks are the best cats ever"

by Arikins August 11, 2007

TONK

The sound made when a "mojado" is thumped over the head while attempting to flee the patrullero's!

Dave Robison used to date a tonk from H-18 for approximately 6 months, until Senor Russell apprehended him with six bags of flour tortilla's and 14 water jugs under his front porch. BAD DAVE!

by Goose Green February 27, 2005

Tonk

To throw a grenade. An alternate term to the appropriate vernacular of chunking a grenade.

"Hey tonk those nades my gamer bud!"

by TonkChunker January 5, 2023

Tonk

A tosser and a wanker

“What a tonk”

by Jasperrrrrrr September 27, 2018

Tonk

Something extremely bitchin or biscuity

That 1974 dodge ram van is tonk as hell.

by Gdhsjbdbd October 24, 2017

TONK

Tonk - The sound emitted from the persons head when struck by a flashlight.

1 - The tonk was apprehended by the police.

2 - And the tonks keep comming.

by AZ Mustangs August 9, 2006

tonking

The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed

Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day

by The Big Prune January 31, 2018