tonk

A nickaname for the medium sized shorthaired cat breed known as Tonkinese which is a cross between a siamese and burmese cat. They are very intelligent, curious, playful and very affectionate towards people. Tonks vary in coat pattern depending on their colors: Blue, champagne, natural, and platinum.

"I own two tonks"
"tonks are the best cats ever"

by Arikins August 09, 2007

TONK

The sound made when a "mojado" is thumped over the head while attempting to flee the patrullero's!

Dave Robison used to date a tonk from H-18 for approximately 6 months, until Senor Russell apprehended him with six bags of flour tortilla's and 14 water jugs under his front porch. BAD DAVE!

by Goose Green February 27, 2005

Tonk

A tosser and a wanker

“What a tonk”

by Jasperrrrrrr September 27, 2018

Tonk

To throw a grenade. An alternate term to the appropriate vernacular of chunking a grenade.

"Hey tonk those nades my gamer bud!"

by TonkChunker January 05, 2023

Tonk

Something extremely bitchin or biscuity

That 1974 dodge ram van is tonk as hell.

by Gdhsjbdbd October 24, 2017

TONK

Tonk - The sound emitted from the persons head when struck by a flashlight.

1 - The tonk was apprehended by the police.

2 - And the tonks keep comming.

by AZ Mustangs August 09, 2006

tonking

The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed

Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day

by The Big Prune January 31, 2018