toilet prepper

The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow

The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper

by Ma and Pa November 8, 2012

Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.

Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!

by Cubby460 May 24, 2013

Toiletsmith

A gentleman who makes a living giving out sprays of eau de toilette in the gents toilets.

He was a proud toiletsmith. Like his father before him.

by Napoledan September 2, 2018

pee on the side of the toilet

Usally done by men.
Peeing on the side of the toilet to make less noise. Most done in the middle of night so no one will notice about it in your house.

You are playing videogames at night and you want to pee and make no noise so your parents won't notice.

So you pee on the side of the toilet.

by AC7F February 8, 2012

Tilt

Usually a term in video games (though it can really be used in any activity or hobby), tilt is an emotional state when doing the exact same thing activity over and over produces negative results. It's an emotional breakdown and fustration of your hard work not resulting in the success that you crave so desperately. When you or someone is in a tilt state of mind, the best thing to do is take a break from that activity and try not to think about it as much.

Phage: Dude I lost a lot of Ranked games in League of Legends and it's all my stupid noob teammates' faults.

Sheen: Dude you're on tilt. Take a break from League for a bit man.

by Lance Ted Mosby Hardwood January 27, 2015

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A psychological disorder, mainly in children, caused by an addiction to the "Skibidi Toilet" trend, a very cringy one. It only really harms psychological development, as seen in people who have been able to share whats happening with their siblings.

"bro my brother wont stop going inside this trash can and singing some dead meme song what is happening"
"he has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome from what im guessing"

by bolivari September 3, 2023

toilet trader

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."

Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.

by Pete October 6, 2004