Hermanns tortoise

A tortoise found in europe.

A hermanns tortoise lives in europe

by Hasta le vista November 25, 2017

Steel Tortoise

Hes a man from Maynmar (Burma). Hes fucking awesome.

"Steel Tortoise is so fucking awesome"

by Terixy August 19, 2022

Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009

tortoise nervosa

The decline of motor skills and brain function the morning after the over consumption of alcoholic beverages the night before.

You: Did you see Sally today? She can barely hold her pen and is staring at a blank computer screen.

Me: Looks like a case of tortoise nervosa. Sally had one to many martinis at happy hour last night.

by Gucci13 August 13, 2009

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

tortoise tickler

When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.

We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.

by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015

Tortoise man

Yes

Tortoise man is yes

by Apacheattackhelicopter69420 December 26, 2019