tofu

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

toefl

toefl (Test of English as a Foreign Language). The main purpose is to know how good is ur English

A: I´m takin´the toefl test in 3 weeks, n´i´m so nervous
B: Don´t worry. you´ll do great, just keep practicin´

by gere14//7 September 10, 2010

stinky tofu

a super admirable, intelligent, annoying, cheap, stingy, lazy smelly, cute taiwanese foreigner

slave of alice lin

alice: hey stinky tofu!!
beck: yes master T^T
alice: rabu rabu?
beck: yes yes rabu rabu!!! S2uS2
alice: good slave

by mrslin May 16, 2010

Tofu Smasher

Guys who like to have sex with Asians

My friend Craig is a Tofu Smasher

by tONE lOC March 28, 2013

Toehug

Gripping a body part with your big toe and second toe pinching the skin.

I love to toehug my husbands calf in bed when he's being mouthy.

by Toehugs March 21, 2015

tomfuckery

Similar to 'tomfoolery' but more extreme.

"Some bastard has just posted cat excrement through my letterbox, this is a serious case of tomfuckery!"

by johnny peach May 24, 2021

Tofu

Troll beef; To have fake beef with someone or something; The opposite of beef(ing)

"Don't worry, they're not actually upset at each other. It's just some tofu for the crowd."

by DrRwWwWrRr December 24, 2021