Taking my talents to South Beach

Go f*** yourself. I'm gone.

Coined by LeBron James during "The Decision" television special when he announced he was joining the Miami Heat and leaving the city of Cleveland.

Sue: John, we can work this out. I still love you.
John: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by JamesGee July 10, 2010

takin my talents to south beach

the glorious act of masturbation

Lebron "I was takin my talents to south beach over the offseason"

by stickles for three November 18, 2010

Taking My Talents to South Beach

THE OFFICIAL CLEVELAND DEFINITON - Taking a shit.
(Also referred to as "Making LeBron a Free Agent)

Damn, that Chinese food is upsetting my stomach. I'm taking my talents to South Beach. Now, where's the nearest toilet?

by The Encyclopedia Cuyahoga August 18, 2010

going to the beach

shitting; due to the tradition of releasing fecal matter into the ocean when no other rest room is available

Luis: "Bro, Im going to the beach . . ."

Joel: "Just remember to spray the air freshner."

by Garrison Rodriguez esq. August 1, 2006

Taking My Talents to South Beach

to betray, to defect

Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.

by piximon July 10, 2010

Take it to South Beach

When you don't feel like everything is going the way you want it to, or you just need to escape your current situation, just take it to South Beach.

Lebron James didn't renew his basketball contract and needed to escape Cleveland, Ohio, so he just had to Take it to South Beach.

by tsmith6 August 2, 2010