TK

Means "totally kidding," is used as a better alternative to JK (just kidding).

SPREAD THE WORD! JK must be de-throned!

"I hate you, TK!"

"Your mom's a whore, TK!"

"RENT is a suck-ass musical, TK!"

by Darbnerual Pmekredelseilhcs February 16, 2009

TK

The act of experiencing a triple kiss. Originated in the dorm room of Complex where a young man was fortunate enough to encounter the triple kiss.

Random Bro 1: "So did you get your dick wet last night?"

Random Bro 2: "Nah man, but I did get a little TK, no big deal."

by Gypsy 2k0 February 18, 2008

TK

the one most people see as the kid who wants to no and b with everyone, but no one really knows him. A kid who hates short relationships. And is in everything for the long run.

Im just tryin to be TK.

by yepp March 17, 2006

TK

TK, a very unique individual who is a “floater”: one who can get along with multiple cliques or groups (most). TK talks no shit about anyone, but has many harsh opinions on others that are kept to himself. He is also very hard worker, and excels in school. He is still finding his true mello self, as he will end up a very successful man. Ohhh… and don’t forget, he has a massive COCK. 🐓 *At his farm of course*

Person 1: Have you seen that new kid?

Person 2: Yeah, his name is TK. I had a short convo with him, he seems very optimistic, motivated, empathetic, and kind.

by John Hancock “Mwahhahhahhhaa” November 09, 2021

TK

The tech crew (or krew) of a stage or studio production. People who work together behind the scenes to make sure the production runs smoothly. The tech crew members usually know each other and celebrate after a show together.

Me and the rest of TK are going to Islands to celebrate after the show.

by mddw September 23, 2009

tk

A really awesome person who sometimes has problems defining one person from another and also a knife from a banana. See banana.

So called "TKer": Hey mate have a banana!

1337 HAX PWN:OMFG YOU TKER!!111

So called "TKer": Sorry mate I thought you liked bananas...

by austintheoneguy June 05, 2007

tk

an ugly girl who is fat and extremely annoying. her voice pierces your ears, and her looks blind you. you gain ten pounds by sitting in the room with her for nearly a minute. she is a big skank and blames every little thing she does on her 'alcohol' problem. but never-the-less, she's also a "christian."

GIRL: I think we should hook up.
BOY: EW, fuck no. I hate tk's.

by paramorelover July 10, 2009