tititainment

The provision of the physical needs and entertainment of people who no longer wish to contribute to society. Made up of the word tit and entertainment

When machines take over doing all the menial task in the world, tititainment will be provided to all the people who no longer wish to contribute to humanity, it is the only realistic option, as killing them all would not be very ethical.

by dogin January 17, 2009

titdiot

An ignorant, large breasted woman.

She's stupid. A real titdiot!

by e109 January 28, 2009

Titdiot

1. A male who has no ability to assess the size, shape or quality of a female breast, They are also completely ignorant of and misuse phrases related to breasts.

2. A male who completely ignores the sensual value of a woman's breasts during lovemaking.

1. Adam: Whoa! Those gal's bosoms are so freakin' not real!

John: Dude! That's a fat guy. You're such a titdiot!

2.

Him: so...ready for some MANicotti?
Her: There's more to my body than that! You're such a titdiot. Good night.

by HaHaHaguy February 21, 2010

Tititized

v. to be hypnotized by large or beautiful breasts.

Why is Todd so quiet? He has been tititized by the blonde with the rack across the bar.

by trichardson27 December 2, 2010

Tittotaller

A heterosexual person.

Nah, I`m good. I`m a tittotaller today.

by MaddCatt April 24, 2021

Titistics

The measurements of a females chest.

Alberto: I'm dating this new chick.
Dave: What's her titistics?
Alberto: 36D.
Dave: Sweet. What was that last girls titistics?
Alberto: 32A.
Dave: Yikes.

by dafojr August 3, 2012

Titoitis

a sickness or disease much like p.m.s the only difference is that it effects males rather than females and can occur from anything such as a bad day or a screwed relationship

Holy Crap he has got a case of titoitis.

Good lord his titoitis is almost as bad as tito rivera's and he made it up.

by Jme R. July 8, 2004