Con-fuck-tion

Confucktion

Con-fuck-tion That is the worst confucktion I have ever heard.

by Babygirlchelle79 December 7, 2018

Tion

A Fart Nugget Piece of Crapioli Pasta, I wouldnt even send it to hell, That Would Be Disrespecting Satan

That Little **** Tions Just Told The Teacher About The Homework

by DaBaossDaAllKnowing April 22, 2022

Dirty Tion

Getting into bed with your man whilst wearing freshly shat boxers, proceeding to grab the nearest lampshade, breaking it into small thin rods and leading a duo sounding session leading to large bloody cumshots and a shit smeared mattress.

Dude: “Im horny as fuck right now, bro I'm a freak for real”
Bro: “Ever heard of a Dirty Tion?”

by Madlad6942069420 February 21, 2025

Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

E•MO•TION

That Carly Rae Jepsen album that got robbed of a 2015 AOTY nomination and quietly flopped even though it's better than most pop albums and it aged like red wine.

Sara: You heard that Taylor Swift 1989 album?

Alfred: Yuh, but I like E•MO•TION more since it sounds better.

Sara: You're fucking gay, aren't you?

Alfred: And nobody should give a shit.

Sara: Oh I'm sorry, but is it actually that great?

Alfred: yep, being gay and a Carly Rae Jepsen fan is great!

Sara: Oooh, that's hot.

Alfred: Yuh?

by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021

(cap)tion

A social media (typically IG) caption that is blatantly false aka all cap

Did you see Jay's post? He's spending the week in Paris
- Man no way, he's on a layover, don't believe the (cap)tion

by mickdre October 27, 2021

Communic-AI-tion

(noun) – When two humans talk, but both are really just forwarding what ChatGPT wrote.

“Our Communic-AI-tion is amazing — neither of us has typed an original thought in months.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025